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- You know what I find works real good with Slayers? Killing them.
- Can you?
- A lot faster than fatboy here. Oh yeah, I did a couple Slayers in my time. Don't like to brag. Oh, who am I kidding, I love to brag.
- Kill her! Spike! Kill her for me!
- It's done, baby.
- Kill her for princess?
- I'll chop her into pieces.
- Nice work, baby.
- Who are you?
- You'll find out on Saturday.
- What happens on Saturday?
- I kill you.
- What can I say? I couldn't wait.
- Fe fi fo fum. I smell the blood of a nice ripe girl.
- Do we really need weapons for this?
- I just like 'em. Make me feel all manly. The last Slayer I killed, she begged for her life. I don't see you as the begging kind.
- You shouldn't have come here.
- Yeah, I messed up your doilies and stuff. But I just got so bored! Tell you what. As a personal favor from me to you. I'll make it quick. It won't hurt a bit.
- Wrong. It's gonna hurt a lot.
- Now will you dance?
- I'll dance with you, pet. On the slayer's grave.
- Rather be fighting you anyway.
- Mutual.
- Dear Buffy. I'm still trying to decide the best way to send my regards…
- You could rip her lungs out. That might make an impression.
- It lacks poetry.
- It doesn't have to. What rhymes with lungs?
- What do you want?
- I told you. I wanna stop Angel. I wanna save the world.
- Okay. You do remember that you're a vampire, right?
- We like to talk big, vampires do. "I'm gonna destroy the world," - just tough guy talk, strutting around with your friends over a pint of blood. Truth is, I like this world. You got dog racing, Manchester United, "Love Boat," and you got people. Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs. It's all right here. But then someone comes along with a vision. With a real passion for destruction. Angel could pull it off. Goodbye Piccadilly, farewell Leicester bloody Square, you see what I'm saying?
- Um, have we met?
- You hit me with an axe one time. "Get the Hell away from my daughter!"
- Why'd you do it, baby? Why'd you leave me? We were happy here... You stupid, worthless bitch! Look what you've done to me!
- Oh my god. Get away from here!
- Yeah, you're not invited!
- He's crazy. He'll kill us!
- Not while I breathe! Well, actually I don't...
- You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight, you'll shag, you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Real love isn't brains, children, it's blood, it's blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.
- I don't understand. This sort of thing has never happened to me before.
- Maybe you were nervous.
- I felt all right when we started. Let's try again. Ahh! Ahh! Damn it!
- You're probably just trying too hard. Doesn't this happen to every vampire?
- Not to me, it doesn't!
- It's me, isn't it?
- What are you talking about?
- You came looking for Buffy, then settled. You didn't want to bite me, I just happened to be
around.
- Don't be ridiculous. Why, I'd bite you in a heartbeat.
- Really?
- Thought about it.
- When?
- Remember last year? You had on that fuzzy pink number with the lilac underneath...
- I never would have guessed. You play the blood-lust kind of cool.
- I hate being obvious. All fang-y and *grrr.* Takes all the mystery out.
- But if you could, you'd...
- If I could, yeah.
- You know, this doesn't make you any less terrifying.
- Don't patronize me.
- You made a bear!
- I didn't mean to!
- Undo it! Undo it!
What's this? Just sitting about watching the telly when there's evil afoot? Not very Industrious of you. I say we get out there and kick a little demon ass! Can't go without your Buffy, is that it? Too chicken? Let's find her, then. She is the chosen one after all. Come on! Vampires, grrrrrrr - nasty! Let's annihilate em! For justice! And... and for the safety of
puppies... and Christmas, right? Let's fight that evil! Let's kill something! Oh, come on...
- I will know your blood, Slayer. I will make your neck my chalice and drink deep.
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